As new / mint condition: Have plinked this to death around the house for months but somehow managed to keep it scratch-free.
Used once: On a weekender. At Copehill down. In winter.
Great condition: Seller is registered blind.
Selling for a mate: Seller is too embarrassed to admit he owns it.
Project gun: Yep, it's shagged, and most of its missing.
Real head-turner: It's a two-tone.
Custom build: Tried to achieve the impossible but f*cked it up big time. You must now pay for my mistakes.
Stock gun: Managed to open her up and mess about with the internals without showing any tell-tale signs. Woohoo!
Fully working: Niggling fault that isn't important to the seller.
Excellent range: Hits tin cans in my hi-rise studio flat just fine.
Questions via PM: No point being honest on the thread. Need sale; need NOW!
Temperamental/intermittent fault: It absolutely won't work when you get it.
No splits: He'll split when he's desperate, you just wait n' see.
Hasn't been chrono'd: Bank on at least 500fps or sub 200fps.
2000 rounds through: x10.
Custom paint job: Ex two-tone.
Simple fix: Will end up costing you at least half the price of the gun again to repair.
Iím selling this gun as I don't use it any more: Some sucker will buy this piece of junk.
Really donít want to sell this: Until I shredded the gearbox on a 12v li-po.
Decided it isnít for me: Ugly as sin weapon.
Sold as seen: Definitely broken.
Outranges other guns: If you throw them.
Trusted seller: The extra cost is for your benefit.
Pickup only: Iím lazy and the post office is at the end of the road.
Best piece of kit Iíve ever owned: I really regret buying it.
Has been professionally upgraded: By a professional hairdresser.
Need cash for other things: The wife found out I brought it from the rent money.
BNIB: Brand new in bits.
Systema internals: Fitted with what I believe to be a Systema hop.
Much loved: I'd forgotten about this, and for a very good reason that you don't need to know.
One careful owner: And at least 5 other idiots.
Fully tuned custom gun: I added a scope a torch and a laser.
Best gun Iíve ever owned: The only gun Iíve ever owned.
Canít take PayPal: My accounts been frozen because of that guy I ripped off the other week.
Buyer pays PayPal fees: I donít want to have to go to the bank to withdraw £8.92 again.
Not sure on make: I brought it from a market for less than £20.
Still boxed, like new: My mum found it and told me I canít keep it.
Pictures on request: I donít know how to add images on here.
PMíd with offer: And thatís all youíll ever hear.
Don't have time to repair: It's beyond repair.
Very rare: They were recalled by the factory due to users receiving major burns to their hands.
Incredibly rare: I have never seen this gun on Call of Duty.
Fit for use: As a paperweight.
Collection prefered: I know I'll only end up having to sort the issues out via PM otherwise.
Buyer must be U.K.A.R.A registered: But I won't actually bother to check.
Well built: I hit it against a rock and it barely scratched it.
Well maintained: I once squirted it with silicone oil.
Real steel parts: I added a scope from my .22 rifle.
Open to offers: I am desperate to get rid of this piece of rubbish and will take anything.
Swaps only: There is no way I could ever get any money for this.
Bump: I'm not suprised no one wants this pile of junk, I don't want it either.
Final bump: I'll re-list it with better made up specs later.
Will post next day delivery: When I get paid at the end of the month.
Need this gone ASAP: I want your money now, but I'll post it when I can be bothered.
No pictures: You won't want to buy it if you see it.
Fires like a dream: Until the bodge job I did falls apart.
Some scratches: I left it on top of my car when I drove off.
Fires like a dream: Fires in a dream, typo, my bad...
My favourite gun: The best I can afford.
Slight gas leak: I messed up the repair, now it leaks like a sieve.
Never used in anger: I was laughing when I emptied the box mag in 1 trigger pull.
Unskirmished: I didn't want to get laughed at when I took it out.
Iím quitting Airsoft: Iíve been banned from all my local sites for cheating.
Selling due to ill health: I received serious burns when the electrical wiring shorted out.
Scope has slight ghost: You can see casper when you take aim.
Selling for someone else: They are currently serving time for armed robbery.